Fit to Print

A catalog of expletive avoidance

They all came home with her: gorgeous tropical finches and lorikeets that could no longer fly; whimsical-looking African cranes that whooped and danced a little too menacingly; a mean Mexican red-head Amazon parrot named Amigo that feigned affection just before biting a handler and had a habit of calling humans he didn’t care for by one particular profanity.